TY - JOUR AB - Computer cockups ‐ Last year had my name keyed up on LA'S new membership computer which immediately responded verdantly, ‘This member does not exist’. Incipient paranoia dispelled by silent intoning of ‘I think, therefore I am … I think’. Further consolation in that the silly thing said LA President‐elect didn't exist either. VL - 84 IS - 11 SN - 0307-4803 DO - 10.1108/eb060608 UR - https://doi.org/10.1108/eb060608 PY - 1983 Y1 - 1983/01/01 TI - Commonplaces T2 - New Library World PB - MCB UP Ltd SP - 187 EP - 190 Y2 - 2024/09/20 ER -